Twit for Tat

I have nothing to say. Either nothing interesting has happened to me for a week or, whatever it is, I don't want to publish it to the world. But I have to say something, lest my blog readship dwindle. I'm having a competition with Ashton Kutcher to see who can get the most blog readers. He's winning to date, but I've neearly doubled my readership this month alone.

Here's a picture of me with Ashton at the Emmy's last year:

I wonder if his basement is flooding today like mine and, if so, what he's planning to do about it.